8th Jan 2018

Employees are reminded to please be on time for the War and Terror.

8th Jan 2018

Use of interoffice messaging services for booty calls is strictly prohibited.

8th Jan 2018

Office holiday celebrations must conform to proper standards of sensitivity.

8th Jan 2018

Office computers are for national security purposes only, not for stalking Tinder dates.

8th Jan 2018

Analysts are reminded that their professional skills are not necessarily useful for solving personal matters.

8th Jan 2018

Employees are advised to refrain from doing the jobs of other government agencies.

8th Jan 2018

Visitors to secure facilities should be closely monitored at all times.

8th Jan 2018

Performance reviews will be based on job-related accomplishments and political realities.