Bottle Boys

30min

Comedy

Bottle Boys is an ITV sitcom produced for two series in 1984-85. Starring Robin Askwith as football-mad milkman Dave Deacon, the series mined comedy of the broadest sort from randy Dave's amorous adventures, in a style familiar to viewers from the Confessions films. However, as well as the sexual innuendo of his earlier big-screen adventures, Askwith was equally likely to find himself embroiled in more off-the-wall exploits, and found himself at various points in the series dressing up as a cow, inadvertently engaged to Sharon the secretary, and meeting then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

Episodes

Cast

Fools Rush In

1. Fools Rush In

30min

1st Sep 1984

Deacon finds one of his elderly customers poised for a suicide attempt on a windowsill six floors up.

God Save Our Dairy

2. God Save Our Dairy

30min

8th Sep 1984

Dawson Dairy is on the rocks, sales are down, and the bank is threatening to force them into liquidation. Deacon organises a petition and the milk roundsmen rally for a fight to save their jobs.

Danger, Woman at Work

3. Danger, Woman at Work

30min

15th Sep 1984

When old Cyril retires, the boys' noses are put seriously out of joint by his replacement: the stern, no-nonsense Joan Foster! Something has to be done.

All in a Day's Work

4. All in a Day's Work

30min

22nd Sep 1984

Jock is off work with the flu. When Deacon and the boys pop by for a visit, they find themselves stuck in a busted lift.

One Good Turn

5. One Good Turn

30min

29th Sep 1984

Stan is organising a benefit for a local old folks' home, but, with no one famous on the bill, tickets aren't moving. Deacon, however, has a big-name celebrity on his round...

Here Comes the Groom

6. Here Comes the Groom

30min

6th Oct 1984

After a whirlwind weekend romance, Deacon and Sharon announce their engagement and imminent nuptials.

First air date

1st Sep 1984

Last air date

24th Aug 1985

Status

Ended

Type

Scripted

Original language

en

Networks