26th Jun 2006

Lucy discovers that not only is she an orphan but she is also not a princess.

3rd Jul 2006

After Brian Brain is rejected by like-minded Adopters, he creates robotic parents to fill the void.

10th Jul 2006

Princess Lucy accidentally clones herself in an effort to find the perfect BFF.

17th Jul 2006

The Orphans put on a play to prospective Adopters, with disastrous results.

24th Jul 2006

Aldous has a chance to avoid a deadly curse by being adopted by Corporate Executives.

31st Jul 2006

Reverend Gamble mistakes Charlie for the Devil, until the real Satan shows up looking for his son.

7th Aug 2006

After a shiny, new orphanage appears overnight, Brian Brain realizes he wouldn't give up being a free-thinker for all the power and possessions in the world.

14th Aug 2006

Sammy is convinced he's being watched by a TV audience, and is consequently diagnosed by Brian Brain as being a megalomaniac.

21st Aug 2006

After a bad day, the Orphans try to find true happiness in the hapless forest.

28th Aug 2006

Princess Lucy obsesses over the high she gets from gambling, resulting in dire consequences.

4th Sep 2006

Armie takes up smoking after idolizing Cool Carl, the only Orphan ever to be adopted from the Gurney.

11th Sep 2006

After all the Orphans come down with the flu, a reformed wicked witch, Karen, is hired to get them under control.

18th Sep 2006

Famed A-list Director, Steven Franchise, has the Orphans compete by making films to impress him into adopting them.