Dear Julian

8min

Comedy

Julian's led a fucked-up life, but he's a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that's fine. But if you don't, he really doesn't give a fuck.

Episodes

Cast

Government Dicks and Retirement Scrilla

1. Government Dicks and Retirement Scrilla

3min

11th Aug 2015

Got a fucking problem? Tell Dear Julian! In Episode 1 he gives advice on government fines, investing for a brighter retirement, and what's more important – your buddies or your wife.

Banging and Pokey

2. Banging and Pokey

5min

18th Aug 2015

Accidentally made your best friend's sister pregnant and don't know what the fuck to do? Tell Dear Julian...

Potatoes in a Bucket

3. Potatoes in a Bucket

5min

1st Sep 2015

Julian has advice for a lonely Swedish stoner, a wannabe muscleman, and a realtor trying to make it in the trailer park world!

Playing the Stripper Game

4. Playing the Stripper Game

5min

15th Sep 2015

Julian gives advice on how to get banged, how not to get banged, and how to deal with someone you don't want to bang!

Avoiding the Slippery Slope of Shit

5. Avoiding the Slippery Slope of Shit

5min

29th Sep 2015

Can't get motivated to work out? Solve your problem with one very fucking weird trick! Julian also gives advice on controlling your dope habit, and why you should keep your lust in check on a first date.

Piss in the Milk

6. Piss in the Milk

4min

3rd Nov 2015

Julian gives advice on how not to lose half your shit in marriage, handling a butter fucker-upper, and how his "Drunk as Fuck" technique can boost your self-esteem!

We'll Take Care of It... For $500

7. We'll Take Care of It... For $500

6min

10th Nov 2015

Wanna know how to stay frisky, make pesky pets "disappear", and whether you should bang married dudes? Julian has the answer!

Awesome Greasy

8. Awesome Greasy

5min

17th Nov 2015

Is stripping a good career move? How can liquor get you to third base? How do you deal with a "Jacob"? Julian knows.

Cash Will Make You Happy

9. Cash Will Make You Happy

7min

8th Dec 2015

Julian gives some good fuckin' advice on keeping warm in Canada, how a gamer can get his dick sucked, and why an ex-cop should get greasy!

Stop Your Fucking Whining

10. Stop Your Fucking Whining

7min

15th Dec 2015

Julian tackles shitty kitties, asshole bosses, quitting the smokes... and some really fucking STUPID questions!

Pace Yourself, Bud

11. Pace Yourself, Bud

8min

29th Dec 2015

Has The Liquor become a way of life? Wanna quit drinking? Fuck that – Julian gives advice on the best ways to get shitfaced!

Go with the Hash

12. Go with the Hash

7min

12th Jan 2016

Julian gives advice on moving to Canada without a plan, dealing with fucked zombie-fearing neighbours, how to cope in jail, and retiring in your twenties!

How Not to Be a Fucking Loser

13. How Not to Be a Fucking Loser

6min

26th Jan 2016

Julian gives advice on overcoming writer's block, starting up a greasy bootlegging business, and how to get out and have fun when you can't be fucking bothered!

When Life Gives You a Kick to the Cock

14. When Life Gives You a Kick to the Cock

6min

9th Feb 2016

Should I sell Grandma's engagement ring to buy honey oil? How can I discipline my fucked-up son? Should I invest my scrilla in China? Julian tackles these questions, and more!

Fuck the Government

15. Fuck the Government

8min

23rd Feb 2016

Should I grow dope in my shed? How am I gonna cope in jail? Should I confront my shady neighbours? Julian has the answers!

Bang Away

16. Bang Away

8min

8th Mar 2016

Should I bang younger dudes? How do I deal with a douche moocher of a neighbour? Should I smoke hash, weed or honey oil? Julian gives out some more awesome advice!

Dick Genes

17. Dick Genes

8min

22nd Mar 2016

Julian blasts through this week's pile of problems, including shitty tenants, shitty landlords, shitty neighbours, and shitty business ideas!

Toughen the Fuck Up

18. Toughen the Fuck Up

8min

29th Mar 2016

Julian gives advice on whether to blackmail a greasy neighbour cheating on his wife, and what to do if you don't like to party but wanna make friends!

Get the Fuck Outta Bed

19. Get the Fuck Outta Bed

7min

25th Apr 2016

To drink or not to drink? That is the fucking question! Also: I can't decide between a good job and smoking weed! I have ADD and can't get out of bed! I keep crying in the shower!

Fill Up That Gut

20. Fill Up That Gut

7min

9th May 2016

How to deal with asshole brothers-in-law, dog thieves, greasy bosses and bad hangovers, and how not to get a job at SwearNet!

Get Banged, Get Drunk, Get High

21. Get Banged, Get Drunk, Get High

11min

20th Jul 2016

Julian is back with advice on choosing a career path, dealing with ‘the one that got away,’ how to handle fucking assholes, and the best way to become a professional wrestler.

Move to Sunnyvale

22. Move to Sunnyvale

8min

27th Jul 2016

It seems a lot of problems could be solved by doing a bit less bitching and a bit more banging. Julian has advice for the recently divorced, the infertile, and the cowardly. Plus: how Americans should deal with their fucked election.

Advice from Two Hungover Dicks

23. Advice from Two Hungover Dicks

16min

8th Nov 2016

Ricky joins Dear Julian as the Boys answer viewer questions and do their best to shake off a MEAN fucking hangover. Get advice on salvia, dealing with dicks, and what to do if you ever meet Lahey and Randy.

How to Not Piss Yourself

24. How to Not Piss Yourself

5min

15th Nov 2016

The rum is poured and Julian is answering your questions. He has advice on getting money that you are owed from your boss, what to do about shitty ex’s and shitty cousins, and most importantly - how to not piss yourself.

Finding the Proper Liquor Level

25. Finding the Proper Liquor Level

6min

22nd Nov 2016

Having a hard time being a businessman because you love your day-drinking too much? Have no tolerance for bullshit? Not sure how to ask out women? This episode of Dear Julian is for you!

Banging Away a Broken Heart

26. Banging Away a Broken Heart

6min

29th Nov 2016

Julian is drinkin’ and answerin’ again. The Dirty Dancer gives advice on hunting while drinking, dealing with a friend who turns into a dickhead with booze, and how to get over a breakup.

Merry Fucking Christmas

27. Merry Fucking Christmas

7min

13th Dec 2016

The holiday season stresses everyone the fuck out. Luckily, Julian has a drink and some good advice. Learn how to handle shitty malls, what to do if your family is leaving you for the holidays, and whether you should buy booze or Trailer Park Boys merchandise.

Fuck It, It's Christmas

28. Fuck It, It's Christmas

6min

20th Dec 2016

Julian is back with part two of his Dear Julian holiday questions, and he has advice on dealing with drunken uncles, drunk ass fathers, and drunk teenagers. Plus: is it a good idea to steal Christmas trees?

First air date

11th Aug 2015

Last air date

13th Jun 2017

Status

Ended

Type

Scripted

Original language

en

Networks