The News Tank

The News Tank is a weekly news show where the anchors get drunk and tell the news. But not just any news, only the fun, silly, wacky news that everyone loves to hear about, but no one covers. So grab a drink and get in the tank with us.

Episodes

Cast

Episode 1#1 Pilot

1. Episode 1#1 Pilot

16th Jan 2018

The News Tank is a weekly news show where the anchors get drunk and tell the news. But not just any news, only the fun, silly, wacky news that everyone loves to hear about, but no one covers. So grab a drink and get in the tank with us.

Year in Review

2. Year in Review

23rd Jan 2018

We had beers for the football game, but for reporting the news we need something stronger. Tune in to episode 2 tomorrow as we tackle our 2017 year end review.

DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!

3. DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!

30th Jan 2018

DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!

Stray Dogs

4. Stray Dogs

6th Feb 2018

Woman on the street. Stray dogs.

Worms, Vagina Wigs, & Russian Bots!

5. Worms, Vagina Wigs, & Russian Bots!

13th Feb 2018

Eye worms and vagina wigs.

Working Women, Lady Doritos, & Women's Intuition

6. Working Women, Lady Doritos, & Women's Intuition

27th Feb 2018

Ladies, feelings, flowers and estrogen.

Is it a Bot or not?

7. Is it a Bot or not?

6th Mar 2018

Is it a bot or not? Lane Marinosh puts his heart on the line to find out.

Muscle Mass, Instapot, & Cashews!

8. Muscle Mass, Instapot, & Cashews!

13th Mar 2018

So much weird news with drunk people.

Climate Change, Grumpy Cat, & Buttholes!

9. Climate Change, Grumpy Cat, & Buttholes!

20th Mar 2018

That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.

Surprise News!

10. Surprise News!

27th Mar 2018

Surprise news!. That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.

Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!

11. Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!

3rd Apr 2018

Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!

Coffee Warnings, New Words, & Name Handles!

12. Coffee Warnings, New Words, & Name Handles!

10th Apr 2018

Join us for weird news reported while drinking responsibly.

The Rant!

13. The Rant!

17th Apr 2018

New segment today. Leena rants her little heart out. About what you ask? Well you'll just have to watch and find out. Give us a like, share, or comment if you want to see more "Rants" on our show.

Bloopers!

14. Bloopers!

24th Apr 2018

The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.

Ed Balls, Cry Closet, & Poop Trains!

15. Ed Balls, Cry Closet, & Poop Trains!

1st May 2018

So many great co-hosts helping us tell the stories you really wanna hear about, cause who needs more of that depressing poop.

Salty Siri, Drinking, & Standing Health

16. Salty Siri, Drinking, & Standing Health

8th May 2018

Jerry Anderson Willow joins Leena Sherna on The News Tank. Jerry brings a level of news reporting that has Leena on her toes, it's quite entertaining.

The Rant #2!

17. The Rant #2!

15th May 2018

Are you tired of being told what new fashion item is THE THING you need to be trendy and cool with the crowd? So is Leena and she isn't holding back.

Happy Memorial Day!

18. Happy Memorial Day!

22nd May 2018

We'll see y'all next week. Happy early Memorial Day. Thank you to all that served for our country.

Evictions, Pee Stories, & Damp Socks!

19. Evictions, Pee Stories, & Damp Socks!

29th May 2018

Mitchell Curvey is back and thrilled to tell you what's in the tank today. And Leena will let you know how to share your "peed yourself" story.

Prison Problems, Types of Doctors, & Octopuses!

20. Prison Problems, Types of Doctors, & Octopuses!

5th Jun 2018

This week's tank covers a range of stories. These are real news stories you can surprise your friends with in conversation or an opener at a party. You're welcome.

Graduation Cakes, Pageants, & Masturbation!

21. Graduation Cakes, Pageants, & Masturbation!

12th Jun 2018

Meeya and Leena fill you in on some saucy stories this week. Like and share cause this week's tank is full.

Benedict Cumberbatch, Belly Fat, & Relics

22. Benedict Cumberbatch, Belly Fat, & Relics

19th Jun 2018

It's a feel good Benedict Cumberbatch story, belly fat news and a little something to make you feel old. Leena seems to think Benedict Cumberbatch has been asking us to be on the show.

Alcohol, Phone Addiction, & Harry Potter!

23. Alcohol, Phone Addiction, & Harry Potter!

26th Jun 2018

Apparently, you're supposed to slow down on your alcohol intake as you get older, but Leena and Allie are only in their 30s so they're not worried.

4th of July Fun Facts!

24. 4th of July Fun Facts!

3rd Jul 2018

We got into the Fourth of July spirits here in the tank to deliver some facts about Independence Day.

Time for a RANT!

25. Time for a RANT!

10th Jul 2018

It's TIME for a rant, and do you know how we know? Because our clock has actual numbers on it!!. Are you Team Mitchell or Team Leena?

A Snake for Every Finger!

26. A Snake for Every Finger!

17th Jul 2018

We're reporting on stories 10 to 30 feet long, including a man in Virgina Beach who found a Ball Python in his toilet and some grooming tips from a gentleman in Pune, India.

Mary Poppins Vagina, Mummy Juice, & Brady Bunch

27. Mary Poppins Vagina, Mummy Juice, & Brady Bunch

24th Jul 2018

You don't wanna miss hard hitting stories like Mary Poppins vaginas and Mummy Juice. Only the best delivered every week to you.

Jim Bean & Cows are Good!

28. Jim Bean & Cows are Good!

31st Jul 2018

We're here with some weird alcohol news among other things. Bess is a little tipsy, which means she's PERFECT for a News Tank anchor. A Tanchor? It'll catch on.

Rogue Rental Goats & Cookie Sized Nuggets!

29. Rogue Rental Goats & Cookie Sized Nuggets!

7th Aug 2018

If stories about pooping on scooters or hiding gold nuggets in your bum-bum appeal to you, then get ready for a doozy of a News Tank.

Peeing in the Streets of Paris & Dehydration

30. Peeing in the Streets of Paris & Dehydration

14th Aug 2018

Fill up your tank on this beautiful "Tanked Tuesday!" We've got news about Rubiks Cubes, men legally relieving themselves on the streets of Paris, and more.

I Am Kevin!

31. I Am Kevin!

21st Aug 2018

This week in the Tank we're a little appalled about some people's sexual health. We might even have our condoms made.

Can I Borrow Your Shed?

32. Can I Borrow Your Shed?

28th Aug 2018

Listen, we talk about butt holes a lot, AND vaginas, so maybe this is a little NSFW? But we just want you to know, your vagina is perfect just the way it is.

Drugs, Octopuses, Octopuses ON drugs, and Coffins!

33. Drugs, Octopuses, Octopuses ON drugs, and Coffins!

4th Sep 2018

Suction Cups out. If you watch, you'll find out what that means!.

Finale!

34. Finale!

11th Sep 2018

The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.

First air date

16th Jan 2018

Last air date

11th Sep 2018

Status

Returning Series

Type

Scripted

Original language

en

Networks