9th Jan 2003

The Constables have to think quickly when they accidently divorce a sparring couple. Meanwhile across town, randy seniors are letting it all hang out.

16th Jan 2003

Constables Cooper and Edgar have to apologize to a crook for shooting him with a tazer. Constables Tait and Kimizu are asked to arrest an entire neighborhood.

23rd Jan 2003

The Sergeant fires her weapon in defence - at a racoon. The community backlashes against police brutality and protests for the rights of the local wildlife.

30th Jan 2003

Constables Kimizu and Tait's police cruiser is stolen. They have to rely on a helpful taxi driver to get it back. Problem is, the taxi driver has his own agenda.

6th Feb 2003

A mistaken identity could cause an international incident, thankfully the Constables find their missing men. Constable Rita Tait is asked to represent the squad on Canada Day, but she's not sure she's Canadian enough.

13th Feb 2003

Constable Edgars finally catches the fish that got away

20th Feb 2003

Constable Cooper finally has a hot date but work keeps getting in the way.

27th Feb 2003

The constables have to fight to keep a suspect in their midst, meanwhile an old enemy gets Sergeant Harris's blood boiling - for all the right reasons.

6th Mar 2003

A new constable spells chaos for the squad. Meanwhile Constable Kimizu gets a little too excited about the local flora.

13th Mar 2003

Two masked robbers steal Sergeant Harris's mint condition car moments before the lease expires.

20th Mar 2003

Contable Mike Edgar is re-assigned a new partner, unfortunatley his new partner is a dog - and an old, farty one. He begs the Sergeant for a real partner, and finally gets his wish.

27th Mar 2003

Constable Mike Edgar and his new partner have to subdue the local loon, unfortunatley, the loon takes their advice to heart and sets off a neighborhood scandal.

3rd Apr 2003

Constables Edgar and Tyler help a delusional old man into his home, problem is, he doesn't live there. Meanwhile Constables Tait and Kimizu chase a kangaroo story.