Two and a Half Men

21min

Comedy

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Production Companies

Warner Bros. Television

Chuck Lorre Productions

The Tannenbaum Company

Episodes

Cast

Pilot

1. Pilot

23min

22nd Sep 2003

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

Big Flappy Bastards

2. Big Flappy Bastards

21min

29th Sep 2003

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

21min

6th Oct 2003

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

21min

13th Oct 2003

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

19min

20th Oct 2003

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

21min

27th Oct 2003

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

21min

3rd Nov 2003

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

19min

10th Nov 2003

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Phase One, Complete

9. Phase One, Complete

21min

17th Nov 2003

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

Merry Thanksgiving

10. Merry Thanksgiving

21min

24th Nov 2003

Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

20min

15th Dec 2003

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.

Camel Filters and Pheromones

12. Camel Filters and Pheromones

21min

5th Jan 2004

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.

Sarah Like Puny Alan

13. Sarah Like Puny Alan

20min

12th Jan 2004

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.

I Can't Afford Hyenas

14. I Can't Afford Hyenas

21min

2nd Feb 2004

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

21min

9th Feb 2004

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.

That Was Saliva, Alan

16. That Was Saliva, Alan

21min

16th Feb 2004

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

20min

23rd Feb 2004

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

An Old Flame with a New Wick

18. An Old Flame with a New Wick

21min

1st Mar 2004

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

19min

22nd Mar 2004

Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

21min

19th Apr 2004

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.

No Sniffing, No Wowing

21. No Sniffing, No Wowing

21min

3rd May 2004

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

21min

10th May 2004

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.

Just Like Buffalo

23. Just Like Buffalo

21min

17th May 2004

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.

Can You Feel My Finger?

24. Can You Feel My Finger?

21min

24th May 2004

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

First air date

22nd Sep 2003

Last air date

19th Feb 2015

Status

Ended

Type

Scripted

Original language

en

Networks