The Family-Ness is a British cartoon series produced in 1983. It was first broadcast on BBC One from 5 October 1984 to 5 April 1985, and it was created by Peter Maddocks of Maddocks Cartoon Productions. Maddocks later went on to produce Penny Crayon and Jimbo and the Jet Set in a similar style. Family-Ness was about the adventures of a family of Loch Ness Monsters and the MacTout family, particularly siblings Elspeth and Angus. The 'Nessies' could be called from the loch by the two children by means of their "thistle whistles". The series was followed with a large collection of merchandising including annuals, story books, character models and even a record. The single "You'll Never Find a Nessie in the Zoo" was written by Roger and Gavin Greenaway, but never made it into the Top 40.
Episodes
Cast
Season 1
1. Elspeth and Angus Meet The Loch Ness Monster
5min
5th Oct 1984
Elspeth and Angus MacTout are playing by Loch Ness when they find a large mound - but it is not a mound it is Silly-Ness stuck in a hole. The children come up with a plan to free him and receive two thistle whistles as reward.
2. Professor Dumkopf's Underwater Telescope
5min
12th Oct 1984
3. Elspeth and Angus Buy a Puppy
5min
19th Oct 1984
4. Ferocious-Ness Changes His Colour
5min
26th Oct 1984
5. Ferocious-Ness and the Look-a-like Contest
5min
2nd Nov 1984
6. Clever-Ness Helps with the Homework
5min
9th Nov 1984
7. Speedy-Ness Saves The Day
5min
16th Nov 1984
8. Ferocious-Ness Loses His Roar
5min
23rd Nov 1984
9. Baby-Ness Gets the Measles
5min
30th Nov 1984
10. Silly-Ness and the Bubble Machine
5min
7th Dec 1984
11. Ferocious-Ness and the Sound Machine
5min
14th Dec 1984
12. Clever-Ness and the Curling Championship
5min
21st Dec 1984
13. The Maze of Urquhart Castle
5min
3rd Jan 1985
14. Professor Dumkopf Makes a Monster Film
5min
10th Jan 1985
15. Professor Dumkopf's and his Amazing Cannonball