The Size of Watermelons

1h 28min

Comedy

Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.

Cast

Ione Skye

Ione Skye

Maggie
Tracey Walter

Tracey Walter

The Vagrant
Zack Ward

Zack Ward

Skinhead
Ed Anders

Ed Anders

Bouncer
Matt Koruba

Matt Koruba

Young Alex
Allan Kolman

Allan Kolman

Vladimir
Jason NeSmith

Jason NeSmith

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Michael Anthony Williams

Michael Anthony Williams

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Nigel Mogg

Nigel Mogg

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Jesse Dorsey

Jesse Dorsey

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Jeff Cairns

Jeff Cairns

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Curtis Lindersmith

Curtis Lindersmith

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Joe Majestik

Joe Majestik

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Jason Mason

Jason Mason

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Grant Vanderslice

Grant Vanderslice

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Brandon Wells

Brandon Wells

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Bernie Engel

Bernie Engel

Professor
Jeff Rothpan

Jeff Rothpan

Hotel Clerk

Release date

17th Jan 1997

Status

Released

Spoken languages

English